Pat Robertson predicts violence, recession for 2008

Violence and recession in 2008? No shit. The average 4th grader could tell you that- without claiming to hear voices in his or her head. Welcome to planet earth- which, to quote the late, great Frank Zappa- 'is quite possibly the only place in the universe where stupidity is even more abundant than hydrogen'.

"He also cited information from God when he predicted on a year go that major U.S. cities would be hit by "very serious terrorist attacks" causing "possibly millions" of deaths.

No such catastrophe occurred."

Imagine that, eh? Looks like his imaginary friend gets off on kicking ol' Pat in the 'nads on New Years ;)

I must admit that this is my favorite line:

"He told me some things about the election, but I'm not going to say, because some old man on "60 Minutes" would make fun of me, so I'm not going to tell you who the winner's going to be," Robertson said, in apparent reference to CBS humorist Andy Rooney, who turns 89 on Jan. 14.

ROTFLMAO!!  Who in the fuck needs psilocybin when you've got Jeebus on your side? C'mon Pat... just keep on tappin' yer foot under the shitter stall... or was that the shearing table... damn.. I'm so confused.